Series 1: Episode 1

Episode 1
Title	Series 1, Episode 1
Air date	3 June 2005
Host	Jimmy Carr
Left team	Mel Giedroyc Sean Lock Richard Madeley
Right team	Simon Amstell Dave Spikey Lee Mack
Result	Sean's Team Won
Episode guide
Previous	N/A
Next	Series 1: Episode 2

The first episode of the first series was first broadcast on the 3 June 2005.

The Guests

Team	Guests	#
Sean's Team	Mel Giedroyc
	Richard Madeley
Dave's Team	Simon Amstell
	Lee Mack

Rounds

What Are You Talking About?

1. That Crazy Frog	57%
2. The Future of Europe	55%
3. Live 8	48%
4. Big Brother is Back	44%
5. Naughty Chelsea	39%

The Pole With a Hole

• 7% of UK kids don't know how to eat an orange.
• On average, policemen spend two minutes per day taking statements.
• Southerners are five times more likely to dial 999 than Northerners.
• 69% of people think that encountering a vehicle would spoil their enjoyment of a country walk.
• By the year 2015 half the world's population will speak English.
• 17% of British women are kept awake each night by their partner's snoring.

Face Off

Person	"Most Like to Have on Your Pub Quiz team?"	"Cope Best in Prison?"	"Trust to perform Heart Bypass Surgery on You?"
Prince Harry	15%	5%	5%
David Blunkett	28%	9%	3%
Pope Benedict XVI	9%	28%	41%
Wayne Rooney	3%	23%	2%
Cherie Blair	31%	3%	28%
Chewbacca the Wookiee	14%	32%	21%

And the Winner Is...

• Most dissapointing holiday destination: Andorra.
• Most frequently told lie: You don't look fat in that.
• Hardest thing to open: Bleach bottles.

Final scores

Sean's team defeated Dave's team 14 points to 7.

External links

• Series 1: Episode 1 at TV.com
• Series 1: Episode 1 at Channel4.com
• Series 1: Episode 1 at the Internet Movie Database
• Series 1: Episode 1 at the British Comedy Guide